Blame it on the JOOOOOOOS !!!!

This is a fun piece I wrote in December 2010, which was published on a site that is no longer in existence.

I thought for a bit of fun I’d revamp it  to lighten the mood if possible.

You may have well heard that this summer Sharks were attacking swimmers on Egypt’s coast.

Now this is no new phenomenon….this is what Sharks are wont to do.

Some Egyptians are reacting to the phenomenon in the usual way: blaming Israel.

Following the attacks, in an interview on Tawfik Okasha‘s popular but controversial Egypt Today TV show, a Captain  Mustafa Ismail, introduced as “a famous diver”, alleged that the GPS tracking device found on one of the sharks was in fact a “guiding device” planted by Israeli agents.

Are Muslim Arabs paranoid?

Or have we Jews done something to annoy them?

Now, I know we are a ‘clever’ people…….. but really, training the killing machine of the oceans?

I think not !!!

Before this we had “THE Jooooos” training killer rats in Jerusalem

“Palestinians: Jews Infesting Jerusalem With Giant Racist Attack Rats”

“ According to two Palestinian newspapers, their mortal foe has come up with a new plan to dislocate Jerusalem’s Arabs from the area — through the medium of supernatural rats.… According to the reports, these rats are twice as big as your average rat, they are ferociously aggressive, they like to attack Arab children and they breed four times more often than a normal rat. The rats are apparently being introduced into the area by Jews “who bring them in huge cages and release them onto the streets, to make living there a nightmare for Arabs.

Terrifyingly, the rats even know the difference between Jews and Arabs and they leave the Jews alone while terrorising the Arabs.”

Now…before that, the Jooooooos, were accused of ‘messing” with strawberry flavoured bubble gum and chewing gum:

“In 1997 the Palestinians exposed yet another Israeli “plot to suppress Arab population growth.”

They claimed to have tested packets of strawberry flavoured bubble gum, which were found to be spiked with sex hormones and sold at low prices near schoolhouses in the West Bank and Gaza Strip. It was claimed that the gum aroused irresistible sexual appetites in women, then it sterilized them.

According to Palestinian Supply Minister Abdel Aziz Shaheen, it was capable of “completely destroying the genetic system of young boys,” as well.

In this case, Palestinians allege, Israel came with chewing gum laced with progesterone, one of the two hormones of femaleness.

The hormone, they say inaccurately, drives women wild with desire and serves as a contraceptive, too — corrupting Arab women while ensuring they cannot reproduce.

The story was reminiscent of a furore over Israeli chewing gum, a year earlier in Egypt.

The story grew with the retelling. Shaheen contended that the gum was sold “only at the gates of primary schools or kindergartens,” because Israelis “want to destroy our genetic system” by giving sex hormones to children before their bodies can cope with them.

By the time the story reached Hebron in Judaea and Samaria, local health official Mahmoud Batarna claimed to have captured 200 tons of gum.

The Washington Post commissioned a test of allegedly contaminated chewing gum provided by Palestinian health officials. Dan Gibson, professor of pharmaceutical chemistry at Hebrew University and a member of the left-wing lobby group Peace Now, said that, using a mass spectrometer capable of detecting as little as a microgram of progesterone, he found none in the gum.”

Then as if this is not enough, we have …….

“On the morning of March 21, 1983, one week before Pesach [Passover], in a high school in the town of Arrabeh in the Jenin area of the West Bank, Palestinian girls (between the ages of 15 and 17) were sitting in several classrooms, when they suddenly began to faint, one after the other.

They were taken to hospital and checked, but no medical reason was found for their fainting. Yet they had fainted, so a search began in order to find the reason. Then other girls of the same age began fainting in other villages on the West Bank, in Bethlehem, and afterwards in Hebron and Halhul, Tulkarem and Nablus.

Over a period of a few days approximately 1,000 girls ended up in hospital at the same time, seemingly victims of an epidemic. Since all this occurred just before Pesach, the motif of blood libel and mass poisoning was raised. The rumours began that it was the Israelis who had poisoned the girls.”

Do you think that just maybe they are a tad paranoid ?    I wonder what will be next?

Since that time there have been a whole raft of other ‘reported incidents’

In January 2011

Saudi Arabia Busts ‘Israeli Spy’ Vulture

Saudi Arabia detained a vulture tagged by Tel Aviv University and accused Israel’s Mossad secret service of sending the bird to spy, according to a report in a Saudi newspaper.

The report in Al-Weeam said the vulture was wearing a leg bracelet and transmitter and was found in a rural area of the country. It appeared to be what it called “a Zionist plot,” the paper added.

The report spawned a number of posts on Arabic websites claiming the “Zionists” had trained the birds for spying.

This not the first time one of the Israeli tagged birds have been accused of espionage.

In two separate incidents, a pelican and an Egyptian vulture tagged by Tel Aviv University have been found in Sudan. Both times the local media claimed Israel was using the birds for spying and appeals by the University to retrieve the transmitter on the vulture itself were refused by the Sudanese authorities, Leshem said.

Nevertheless, Leshem noted that birding had actually been used in the past as a tool for regional cooperation.

“Migrating birds know no boundaries,” a booklet emailed to CBN News on a 15-year joint Israeli, Palestinian and Jordanian project stated. Leshem was involved in the project.

“Between 1998 to 2004: Palestinian, Israelis and Jordanian schools learned about bird migration by following 120 German White Storks that were carrying satellite transmitters,” it said. “Palestinian, Israelis and Jordanians also developed joint activities such as bird banding stations and much more.

In December 2012

‘Vulture spying for Israel’ caught in Sudan

Officials in Sudan say they have captured an electronically-tagged vulture suspected of being dispatched by Israel on a spying mission.

Officials in Sudan say they have captured an electronically-tagged vulture suspected of being dispatched by Israel on a spying mission.

The avian discovery was made in Kereinek, a town in the Darfur region of western Sudan, Israeli media have reported.

Sudanese officials are said to have concluded that the bird was a secret agent after discovering it was fitted with GPS and solar-powered equipment capable of broadcasting images via satellite, according to Haaretz newspaper, which cited an Egyptian website, El Balad.

The vulture also had a tag attached to its leg with “Israel Nature Service” and “Hebrew University, Jerusalem”, leading to accusations that it was on an Israeli surveillance mission.

The reports follow allegations by Sudan that Israel carried out the bombing of a munitions depot near the Sudanese capital, Khartoum, in October, after jamming the country’s radar defences.

Israel has made no comment on the raid, which left two people dead. The arms depot was said to be supplying weapons to the Palestinian militant group Hamas in Gaza.

Then not wishing to be left out, in July 2013

Turkey clears bird suspected of spying for Israeli secret service

Istanbul — Authorities in eastern Turkey have cleared a small bird detained on suspicions of spying for Israel.

The kestrel was discovered by residents of Altinavya, a village in Elazig province, wearing a metallic ring stamped with the words “24311 Tel Avivunia Israel.” Suspicious that the bird may have been on a spying mission for the Jewish state, villagers turned the bird over to local authorities.

October 2013 just in case they had been forgotten

TEL AVIV, Israel — Israeli eagles dangerously endangered by pesticides, electrical wires and poachers now apparently face a new threat: Lebanese Hezbollah guerrillas.

Hezbollah’s Al-Manar website recently boasted of capturing an eagle that carried an Israel-labeled transmission device on its back and claimed the bird was an Israeli spy. It said hunters in central Lebanon shot down the bird and found devices on it as well as a copper ring on its leg that reads “Israel” in English followed by letters that refer to Tel Aviv University. The fate of the eagle remains unclear.

There is a stack more out there and it just goes to shows what these twerps will do to demonise Israel!!

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  1. I love these animal related Zionist conspiracy theories.

    We can even take it to the next level by suggesting that – oh, for example – biologically manufactured Zionist leprechauns, raised from petri dishes in Tel Aviv medical facilities, rip Sacred Palestinian Olive Groves (TM) out of the earth with their bare fangs.

    There is all sorts of ways to go with this.

    Let your imagination run wild.

    G-d knows they do.